I can eat an entire jar of pickles and drink all of the juice in one sitting. It's ecstasy at the time, but an hour later my body punishes me for my gluttony.

Finding an unexplored land that holds hidden ruins, buried treasure, a deep, dark secret that mankind was not meant to know, chases, and just when it looks like all hope is lost, I dig down deep within myself and find the strength to save the day. So basically accounting.

The craziest dream job I've ever wanted...When I was a kid I really wanted to build houses for fairies.

When I was younger, I at some point wanted to work at a cake shop at the mall. My reasoning was that when the mall closed I would get to eat all the cake I wanted.

Craziest Dream Job I ever wanted was to be a Ninja Assassin... or maybe... I already AM one...

A teacher of mine told me that I go to my ancestral plain. I just sort of leave this world for a short periods sometimes. It can be a real killer for conversation.

I would love to circumnavigate the globe on a sailboat, or to deep sea dive and find what fish and creatures have not yet been discovered by science.

I am of the opinion that The Chupacabra is FACT. I grew up right next to the mountains in New Mexico. I have seen a Jackalope (a bunny rabbit with antlers). So The Chupacabra is not a far stretch for my imagination.

Needless to say I got an A for the project, but my teacher hastened to explain to me that in real life, I had to just pick one. Joke’s on you, my dear teacher, I’m an actress! I can be all three!

Then take him back to earth and tell my parents I had found my husband (Yes, I wanted to marry Yoda).

Once I drank two giant Rockstar energy drinks back to back  and I swear I could smell colors.

"I take swigs from a hefty bottle of Jack Daniels proffered by a cute hipster cowboy, after which we run out into the rain across a grassy meadow, falling all over each other drunk and laughing and kissing."

When I was younger, I considered running my own country.  It was during my brief stint with politics, having recently been elected 4th grade class president in a landslide.

I know from later photographic evidence that I spent some portion of that night in a tree, followed by a nap in a bathtub.

Before I even went to the pre-gaming party, I PRE-pre-gamed at home (at noon. On a Tuesday.)

I woke up with a feather drawn in permanent marker covering the entire right side of my torso.

I remember running around screaming "I don't want to be wiggly anymore!", taking my clothes off and vomiting.